Four long years ago…

By Kelly

For those of you who know me, I tend to write memorable quotes in the margins of my notes as they interest me. I love dialogue and record it as much as possible. At the end of my freshman year, I took all of my notebooks and compiled a list of advice and quotes. Enjoy!

  • “Fourth hour advice: never propose naked.” (For the record, this was Mr. Stutzman’s class. Ahem.)
  • “Take two wolf babies, mix them together, and you’ll get a chihuaha.” -Mr. Larimer
  • “He looks like Tim…only taller, and with darker hair, and Asian.” -Shei describing her prom date
  • John Stauffer: “Why can’t we mate with dogs?”
    Mr. Larimer: “Because you’d get arrested!”
  • “But AIDS doesn’t kill people here, right?” -CJ Raber
  • “Do nudists wear shoes?” (There was no credit, but I think it was me.)
  • “There’s a special place not in heaven for people like you.” -Mr. Larimer
  • “The band’s going to Hollywood…and we’re going to Dollywood!”-John Flores
  • “It should be illegal to have illegal immigrants here.” -Iris Bock during an immigration debate
  • “Mike [Koscielny] is not a one-man girl.” -my mother
  • “Don’t touch me! Go hug Kelly…she’d be more than happy to hug you!” -Kylie Bontrager
  • “Wait…the monster isn’t Frankenstein?” -Ross Winterbauer, after our Frankenstein exam
  • “You talk more than me. A lot more.” -Colin Grose
  • “Imagine this as a wedge of cheese.” -a Mrs. Meek analogy
  • “P is for Purging, that’s good enough for me…”-Chris Wells
  • “When you get married, get your own toothpaste.” -Mr. Miller
  • “You’ll finish the exam on time…unless you’re not focused or you’re an overachiever.” -Stutz
  • “Does your parents trust you?” -Mrs. Overmyer

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2 Responses to “Four long years ago…”

  1. Stutz Says:

    Ahh…such fond memories of your freshman Eng class-haha. Gonna miss ya girl.

  2. AlexM Says:

    Your blog is interesting!

    Keep up the good work!

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