It’s amazing to me the variety of my knowledge and ignorance.
For example, I was listening to Rufus Wainwright’s “Cigarettes and Chocolate” today while re-creating some forms that apparently no one in HR knows how to recreate but me.
Narcissim points: +10.
There’s a weird corkscrew sound coming to my right. What is Joe doing? I pause the music and look into Joe’s office.
Nothing.
Strange. I go back to the music and hear it again to the right.
I check Todd’s office.
And Barb’s.
Nothing.
As I put my headphones in, I can’t figure out where this noise is coming from.
Oh yes. Split headphones. Different sounds come from different ears.
Narcissism points: -15.
